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2 Jags Interests
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Interest 1 A Jaguar Car.
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Interest 2 A second Jaguar Car.
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Interest 3 Telling the world to take public transport so I can drive my Jaguar or my other Jaguar.
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Interest M4 Blocking off the fast lane on the M4 so that I can get stuck in a traffic jam and my mate Tony can cruise along in the fast lane.
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Interest 5 Being driven in convoy 200 yards to the Labour Party Conference to deliver a speech on public transport; This was in the public interest in seeing Mrs. Prescott's hairdo.
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Interest 6 Persuading Greenwich Council to ban all traffic to the Millennium Dome so that people who drive Jaguars can get there easily. The rest will get a £20 fine! Will this include the Ford Motor Company, official Millennium Dome sponsors, and owners of Jaguar !?